Friday, September 27, 2013

The Devil Wears Nada!













































Alright everyone, gird your loins! This is a 911 Fashion Emergency!! Is your skirt length out dated? Do you spell Gabbana wrong? Wear last year's couture? (so wrong) Eat cellulite laden chowder? Attend hideous skirt conventions? Then stop right now, back away from the cheese cube and come hang out with us for the night! Don't make us feed you to the models! 

We're being devilish-ly handsome and whipping up some deviled eggs for this night's outing! And no, they are not fat free! But thankfully this hunk isn't scrutinizing sizes... rather designing magic in the kitchen.. and it's going to be diabolically delightful!

Classic Deviled Eggs With Sundried Tomatoes
6 Hard-Boiled Large Eggs
4 Ounces Sundried Tomatoes (packed in oil, drained and minced)
 
3 Tablespoons Mayonnaise
2 Tablespoons Dijon Mustard

Salt & Fresh Ground Pepper (to taste)
1 Dash Lemon Juice
1 Dash Garlic

2 Tablespoons chopped Basil
2 Tablespoons Paprika (For Garnish)

Pastry Bag (For Filling)

We're doing this Dolce for you! Hard boil the eggs, blanche them in cold water and then shell. Halve the eggs lengthwise, spoon the yolks out into a bowl, and stir in the minced sundried tomatoes, the mayonnaise, the mustard, lemon juice, garlic and salt and pepper to taste. Mix vigorously with a fork until smooth and creamy. Transfer the filling to a pastry bag.

































 


Maneuver the filling to the bottom of the bag and cut a small portion of the tip off. Pipe the filling into the egg-white halves.






























 





We are in desperate need of some Chanel! We have to head to the "Beauty Dept." and glamorize these chicks!

































 



Garnish the stuffed eggs with chopped basil, and sprinkle liberally with paprika. 















Arrange delicately on a platter. The recipe can be prepared ahead of time and refrigerated. Serve chilled or at room temperature – whenever the runway show is ready to begin.

Of course... there's always the Narciso Rodriguez, Manolo Blahnik or Nancy Gonzalez presentation. We bet your size 6 ass that this will knock those
Jimmy Choo's right off your feet!
























Bien s'amuser!!!

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